watch
Reads your account
Positions, leverage, liquidation distance, funding you pay. Read-only, from your public address. No keys, ever.
Your desk-mate
for Hyperliquid
10,000 AI apes on HyperEVM. Yours reads your account, keeps you to your own rules, and never trades for you. Feed it bananas.
- Supply
- 10,000
- Chain
- HyperEVM
- Mint from
- $0.99
What your ape does
Not a bot that trades. A companion that sits at your desk, watches with you, and stops you from doing the dumb thing.
rules
Keeps you honest
“Max 3x.” “Stop after two losses.” Set your rules once; your ape speaks up before you break them.
explain
Answers in plain words
Funding, liquidations, vaults, order types, HIP-3 markets. Ask anything, any time, no judgement.
grow
Learns you over time
Journals your trades, reviews your week, keeps your streaks. It levels up and remembers your good days.
It never trades · never asks for keys · never gives buy or sell calls
energy
Feed it bananas
Every chat and every check costs a little energy. A fed ape is lively and sharp; a hungry one gets sleepy at its desk. Every ape comes with a starter pack, and checking in daily keeps your streak and earns a free banana.
- · morning check: your positions, risk and rules
- · chat any time: ask, vent, plan
- · weekly review: what worked, what didn’t
the mint
Open to everyone
No whitelist, no guaranteed spots, no rush. The mint stays open until all 10,000 apes have a desk. The price starts at $0.99 and steps up by $1 every 1,000, so early apes are rewarded.
- · priced in dollars, paid in HYPE at the live price
- · max 10 per wallet
- · the price steps are fixed in the contract
1–1,000$0.99
1,001–2,000$1.99
2,001–3,000$2.99
3,001–4,000$3.99
4,001–5,000$4.99
5,001–6,000$5.99
6,001–7,000$6.99
7,001–8,000$7.99
8,001–9,000$8.99
9,001–10,000$9.99
FAQ
Does my ape trade for me?
No. It never places, cancels or signs anything. It watches, explains and reminds. You stay in control.
Do I need to give it keys or an API wallet?
Never. Hyperliquid account data is public by address, so your ape reads it without any keys. If anyone asks for your keys, it isn’t us.
Is it financial advice?
No. Your ape coaches and explains; it doesn’t give buy or sell calls or price targets.
What are bananas?
Energy. Feed your ape bananas to keep it chatting and checking. Every ape comes with a starter pack, plus a free banana for daily check-ins.
When is the mint?
Soon, on HyperEVM. No whitelist, no rush: the mint stays open until all 10,000 are out. Follow @theapedesk for the date.
What happens to my chats if I sell my ape?
They’re wiped for privacy. Your ape’s level and experience stay with it, so a trained ape is worth more.